On Saturday night, 65-year-old John Malherbe was unloading items from his motorized shopping cart onto the belt at a Walmart. Even though the lane was for 20 items or less, John had twenty-TWO items. The guy behind him was 77-year-old William Golladay. As John unloaded his items, William started COUNTING. And when John blew right past 20, William started SCREAMING that he couldn't use the register. Things got heated . . . and William ended up SHOVING his cart into John. Managers escorted him away, but he stormed back in with his fists up, looking to keep the fight going. At that point, cops got there and intervened. John's right elbow was injured by the shopping cart, but he declined medical treatment. William was arrested for battery on a person 65 years or older.
(The Smoking Gun)