A Grandfather Called 911 to Report His Grandson For Being Lazy
If it was legal to call 911 on mouth-breathing teenage slackers, the police wouldn't have time for anything else. So let's not make it a trend. But once in a while, sure . . . just to keep 'em in check.
72-year-old Edward Friel of South Amherst, Ohio called 911 on Saturday . . . to report his 17-year-old grandson Justin for being LAZY.
Apparently, Justin was at his grandpa's and REFUSED to help him out around the house . . . he just wanted to mess around on the computer. Eventually, Edward CUT the Internet cable to get Justin to pay attention.
So Justin PUNCHED a hole in the kitchen wall and left. Edward called 911 . . . but made sure they knew Justin NEVER threatened him, he really just wanted to report Justin's laziness.
No charges were filed for the damage to the wall . . . or for the laziness.
(The Smoking Gun)