Back on September 29th, around 1:00 A.M., 23-year-old Garrett Hurlbut of Apple Valley, Minnesota saw a newspaper delivery truck idling outside of a gas station. So he jumped in, STOLE the truck, and sped off. But police found the truck and Garrett just a few blocks away. And he told them he'd stolen the truck because he was, quote, "running from zombies." As for why he'd stopped, he told them he jumped or fell from the truck . . . apparently he couldn't remember which. He had a blood-alcohol level of .198 and was arrested for stealing a motor vehicle.