Two 23-year-olds in Florida named Garrett Eure and Jessie Bryant are wanted for battery and armed burglary. And on Monday, they were hiding out at Garrett's girlfriend's house, about 60 miles east of Tallahassee. Somehow, they caught wind that police were coming for them. So they took off on foot, and MIGHT have been okay if they'd just kept running. But instead, they made it to a river . . . and decided to jump in a CANOE. Over the next five hours, they paddled about nine miles down the river . . . and probably thought they were in the clear. But once police dogs tracked them to the river, the cops realized they must be in a boat, got their OWN boat with a MOTOR on it, and easily caught up to them. Both men are now in jail, and Garrett's girlfriend was arrested for aiding and abetting.
(WCTV / Gawker)