She really didn't think this one out!!!
This happened a few weeks back, but just hit the news now.
On March 26th, a woman called the police in Crestview, Florida to report that a man was HARASSING her at Walmart. So the cops headed over to investigate.
Well . . . turns out the man was actually a Walmart SECURITY GUARD. And the reason he was "harassing" her was that she was trying to SHOPLIFT about $140 worth of stuff.
By the time the cops got there, the woman was gone. But the security guard had taken down her license plate, and the cops quickly tracked her down and pulled her over.
Then the cops "harassed" her too . . . by arresting her for theft.
(Northwest Florida Daily News)