Last week, 43-year-old James Andrews of St. Petersburg, Florida went into his Bank of America branch to find out the balance on his checking account. It was negative.
So . . . he ROBBED THE PLACE.
He asked the teller WHY his balance was negative. When she couldn't give him an answer beyond, "Um, because you don't have any money" . . . he told her he was robbing the place. Even though he didn't have a weapon, she handed him $1,000. He took off. Police easily tracked him down about an hour later. He was charged with robbery. The cops also found a little bit of CRACK on him, and he told them he needed the money to pay off his drug dealer.
(Tampa Bay Times)