A 29-year-old New Hampshire man named Nickolas Messier decided to take a five-finger discount on some electronics at a local K-Mart on Tuesday evening. He walked out through the store's garden center. Then employees watched him try to toss the items in his car and make a quick getaway. The problem is, he couldn't get into his car . . . because he'd locked his KEYS inside. He ended up running away on foot, but police eventually tracked him down . . . apparently by running his license plate. He was arrested and charged with shoplifting, and for having a large knife in his car, which he wasn't allowed to have because he's a convicted felon. Evidently, it didn't matter that he couldn't ACCESS the knife.